Name: The Fernasorus
Height: 2ft
Age: 700
Location: Lace Market
Victims 403
Targets: Emo kids coming out of the paper shop below its nest
Witness Statement:
“I was just coming out of the shop, ye, with my pick and mix, like, and I turn’s to my mate Andy who followed me out, but ‘e wont there. ‘e vanished, just like that! all that was left was ‘is shoes, ‘is shoes, I don’t know what I’m going to tell ‘is mam.”
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